[HE'S FROM THE FANTASY 1400s HE'S SO BEYOND EVEN A BOOMER OH GODS
He immediately shifts to block her path with his enormous human lumberjack body, crouching with his arms wide like a football player, even though football is just as foreign to him as Tide pods.]
Hey! Don't even joke! I could probably save you from some of 'em, but it won't be a pretty sight!
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[HE'S FROM THE FANTASY 1400s HE'S SO BEYOND EVEN A BOOMER OH GODS
He immediately shifts to block her path with his enormous human lumberjack body, crouching with his arms wide like a football player, even though football is just as foreign to him as Tide pods.]
Hey! Don't even joke! I could probably save you from some of 'em, but it won't be a pretty sight!