TFLN

[luce_felice]

RULES:
1 - Pick some IC Texts From Last Night and copy/paste into a list
2 - Post texts in toplevel
3 - Tag other people in response to one of their chosen texts
4 - ???
5 - PROFIT!

Comments

Jane Crocker | Homestuck | OTA

[cyan_maid]

1.) He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
2.) Goat in kitchen...explanation?
3.) I just had a mini meltdown because I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
4.) Text her! :B

3 - airlocked crau - otherwise she can't text

[refusedtoleave]

That might be my fault.

They're the ones that took me into custody before everything happened.
Apparently he wishes to make amends.

[Goat butler]

[cyan_maid]

I...was wondering why he was so snappily dressed.
Should I, erm...what should I offer him? Tea? Do you think he drinks tea?

[refusedtoleave]

He does.
When I offered him some earlier. He got up and made his own.

I'm not sure what to do about him.

Thida | Splatoon | OTA

[agent3]

1.) m just tryin to figure out the reason why humans wear socks
2.) unless its gotta do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or turf war, dont talk to me
3.) bedazzled inkbrush is my best investment yet
4.) Text her! くコ:彡

Anthy Himemiya | Revolutionary Girl Utena | OTA

[rosehecate]

1.) Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship.
2.) I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
3.) Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconventional sexual experiences and knowledge.
4.) Text her!

Tressa Colzione | Octopath Traveler | OTA

[eyeformoney]

1.) A guy in a Cait suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
2.) If you wear a penguin suit, you MUST send me a picture!!!
3.) You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye. Just walk away at that point.
4.) Text her! $_$

Lucina | Fire Emblem: Awakening | OTA

[challengesfate]

1.) You somehow ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house...
2.) Is there any reason why a taxidermy donkey head is in the shower?
3.) I’m going to stop you right there. The last time you had a 'brilliant' idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through a Ylissean heirloom tapestry.
4.) Text her!

Dwyer | Fire Emblem: Fates | OTA

[notthatbutler]

1.) I know you think you’re ready to leave the Deeprealms but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants because it goes downhill real quick.
2.) I'm a butler who's always telling royals about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes.
3.) WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
4.) Text him!

[cluelesscavewoman]

it is the scret ingrediant of the food from the bakery from home

[notthatbutler]

Gods no, it's a drug...
Who would use it as a secret ingredient??

[cluelesscavewoman]

the bakery
i have already said

i go there alot so i get given free things alot

[notthatbutler]

For your own health, I don't think you ought to take free things from them...
Eating so much of that can't be good for you.

[cluelesscavewoman]

but i have to eat alot
the owner is nice and does not make me leave for eating to much

Tooi Kuji | Sarazanmai | OTA

[rulerblade]

1.) I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
2.) Just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing I stole it.
3.) I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how I thought being 14 would go for me tbh.
4.) Text him!