Call Me Out!

[cyan_maid]

Feel like threading something out with Jane? Homestuck's canon, AUs, taking place within a game she's had CR with one of your characters with, meme-type prompts, text conversations, or otherwise? Come at me, bros!

Just warn for anything like gore, smut, etc. in the title of your toplevel and let's get down to business!

Comments

[tasteslikesurvival]

right. right
it's uh
thanks, Jane. I didn't really want to make you uncomfortable.

so
um.
can we talk about coffee again?

[cyan_maid]

Uh
It's...okay.
At least you're not telling me about how you want to bang my Dad.

Yes, let's talk about coffee!
Coffee and coffee byproducts!!
I actually recently made some very nice ice coffee to enjoy whilst watching some comedy specials, it was lovely! I should definitely make you some next time.

[tasteslikesurvival]

[You know, she's not going to mention that first part. Dear god what has Jane gone through.]

yeah? i guess i could try that! what kind of comedy specials, anyway?

[cyan_maid]

[Roxy. The answer is most often Roxy.]

Golly, I haven't been too picky lately, so I've just been watching whatever's come out recently.
Mister Gabriel Iglesias has a really fun bit about meeting a lady at one of his shows who laughed so hard she gave herself a concussion.
But she's okay! She's actually okay. It wouldn't be funny if someone was seriously injured.

[tasteslikesurvival]

god! that sounds hilarious. at least she's okay but god. imagine laughing that much

[cyan_maid]

She must have seriously required a lot of laughter. A dearth of it is something I can't tolerate myself! :B

[tasteslikesurvival]

god i
don't ever meet Yuki then!

[cyan_maid]

What? Why not? You always speak so fondly of her!
If she's bound to make me laugh myself silly, I don't think it's very fair to keep the two of us apart!

[tasteslikesurvival]

but I don't want her to be responsible for any concussions you may get!

ah hell who am i kidding? mainly i think i'd die from laughing so much if you two meet

[cyan_maid]

You wouldn't! I promise, your life would get so much longer if we combined our forces. You'd be nigh immortal after a bout of laughter from the both of us!

[tasteslikesurvival]

don't start saying that or i might just become more reckless! then where would we be?

[cyan_maid]

You always seem to come out find on the other end of your recklessness, Kurumi. I wouldn't worry too much - and if it doesn't go well, you've got one more chance with me, okay?

[tasteslikesurvival]

a regular daredevil, that's me. and don't worry about it--i'm sure i've got a chance with you around.

[Just don't mention the time she got bit by a zombie...or killed her girlfriend...or jumped into a blood pool...]

[cyan_maid]

[These things are no longer going to happen ;A; ]

Nothing wrong with bravery! :B

[tasteslikesurvival]

hey speaking of bravery

i'll teach you how to drive

[cyan_maid]

Whoa!! Would you really?
I never got the chance at home - I didn't even think you might know!
It's not terribly hard, is it? It's never looked hard, but...

[tasteslikesurvival]

i'll admit i'm not the best at it but i know the basics.
it's just practice, really.

[cyan_maid]

I guess you're right.
Gosh...I wish I had at least gotten the chance to get my permit. Maybe that would make things a bit easier.

[tasteslikesurvival]

i didn't even get a permit.
it's fine.

[Don't be like Kurumi.]

[cyan_maid]

...
Not even before...stuff?

[tasteslikesurvival]

there wasn't a reason for me to, yet. i was planning on getting one after i graduated.

[cyan_maid]

Why wait so long, though?
You're eighteen. You could've gone and gotten a permit a couple of years ago, couldn't you?

[tasteslikesurvival]

lots of public transportation. also... i may have. scared my parents when they tried teaching me.

[cyan_maid]

Ooh.
I guess it's just different in the states. You can't really get to a lot of places without a car. The cities have a lot of public transportation, but the further you go from them, the less likely you are to even have a bus stop in walking distance of your house.

[tasteslikesurvival]

yeah it really only became a problem until after, y'know.