Call Me Out!

[cyan_maid]

Feel like threading something out with Jane? Homestuck's canon, AUs, taking place within a game she's had CR with one of your characters with, meme-type prompts, text conversations, or otherwise? Come at me, bros!

Just warn for anything like gore, smut, etc. in the title of your toplevel and let's get down to business!

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[cyan_maid]

...Alright, this place just keeps getting weirder and weirder. "We only claim to be living beings, sir - not programs or anything of the like. That's all."

[psych0p0mps]

Hash eyes the two of them, hopeful but cautious. "Be careful who you tell such things," he says. "The Administrator has ears everywhere." The elevator slows gently to a stop, and as he steps forward to open the door, he adds, "In fact, ah... just let me do the talking, up ahead."

Aradia glances at Jane and shrugs, as if to say I don't get it either, then follows Hash outside.

The next area is a round room, much too large for its sole occupant, who rests in a sleek armchair in the exact center. She's tall and elegant, with pale hair pulled into a tight bun, thickly outlined eyes, tall wedge heels, and a form-fitting outfit. As with Hash, though, there's a prominent ring, roughly a foot in diameter, attached to her upper back. Unlike Hash's pale blue circuits, hers are white.

She doesn't get up as the three approach, or even acknowledge their presence. Only after Hash awkwardly clears his throat does she respond. "Yes, Hash," she says.

"Isa," he replies, nodding once.

Isa finally turns her head, sizing up her guests with an aloof expression. "More strays? You do love making more work for yourself, don't you, Hash?"

"Almost as much as I love making work for you, my dear," says Hash. Smooth line, but his delivery leaves much to be desired. "But it's worth it if I can keep them out of the Games. Would you mind, uh, spinning them up, please?"

For a moment Isa merely watches him, but then... "Very well." She rises from the chair with - it's certainly grace, but a grace that's oddly mechanical. There's a certain regimented precision to her movements. A small pedestal rises from the floor, and she passes her hand over it, summoning a ring like the ones mounted on her and Hash's backs. "Who will be first?"

[cyan_maid]

The Administrator? Jane nearly asks, but then the elevator has reached its destination, and she follows Aradia following Hash, observing the exchange with caution. 'Spinning up'...is this something she's going to regret? Signs point to yes, but...

Jane steps forward. "I'll go first."