a shame we can't build our own hobbit slams anymore

[luce_felice]

It's late. Like, 3 AM late. You're hungry as fuck, but nothing is open.



Except Denny's.


RULES

1. Post to the meme.
2. Find somebody to eat with. Figure out why the hell you'd do this to yourself.
3. Or get it delivered. Or whatever.

[Shamelessly ripped from bakerstreet]

Comments

Black Tea | Food Fantasy | OTA

[zhucha]

[So this is where the humans come to eat now...the Denny's. Black Tea can't say she's impressed. Despite the variety of the menu, this "Grand Slam" seems a little lackluster in person, and the less said about the cup of coffee she'd been given, the better. But she had to scope out the competition for Master Attendant, or else how could they better know how to improve their business?

Who even is this fancy Victorianesque lady picking at some soggy toast in an old Denny's booth? Help her, please.]

[bitter_business]

I'm going to do you a favor.

[And he's just casually taking her coffee cup away from her and setting it on an empty table nearby because that is atrocious. And then he's just sliding into the booth opposite her with a very put upon sigh.]

I will say the food is better than the drinks.

[zhucha]

[Oh wow, that's. A lot less than she thought he would do, honestly. To be fair, there's also a potted plant not too far from their booth, but it would be a terrible thing to inflict upon the potted plant.]

Is this really someplace we should worry about? Surely we could run circles around this establishment.

[The "we" is unspecified, but applies to both the motley crew under their Master Attendant and the lot of them who keep Satan Coffee House going.]