a shame we can't build our own hobbit slams anymore

[luce_felice]

It's late. Like, 3 AM late. You're hungry as fuck, but nothing is open.



Except Denny's.


RULES

1. Post to the meme.
2. Find somebody to eat with. Figure out why the hell you'd do this to yourself.
3. Or get it delivered. Or whatever.

[Shamelessly ripped from bakerstreet]

Comments

Black Tea | Food Fantasy | OTA

[zhucha]

[So this is where the humans come to eat now...the Denny's. Black Tea can't say she's impressed. Despite the variety of the menu, this "Grand Slam" seems a little lackluster in person, and the less said about the cup of coffee she'd been given, the better. But she had to scope out the competition for Master Attendant, or else how could they better know how to improve their business?

Who even is this fancy Victorianesque lady picking at some soggy toast in an old Denny's booth? Help her, please.]

[bitter_business]

I'm going to do you a favor.

[And he's just casually taking her coffee cup away from her and setting it on an empty table nearby because that is atrocious. And then he's just sliding into the booth opposite her with a very put upon sigh.]

I will say the food is better than the drinks.

[zhucha]

[Oh wow, that's. A lot less than she thought he would do, honestly. To be fair, there's also a potted plant not too far from their booth, but it would be a terrible thing to inflict upon the potted plant.]

Is this really someplace we should worry about? Surely we could run circles around this establishment.

[The "we" is unspecified, but applies to both the motley crew under their Master Attendant and the lot of them who keep Satan Coffee House going.]

Jane Crocker | Homestuck, Airlocked CRAU | OTA

[maidstrong]

[I mean. Eventually, we all end up at a possibly inter-dimensional Denny's after four months of recovering from a traumatic year of space murder, right? And you only live once. So fuck it, we're having a crappy Cake Batter milkshake and some gotdamn hashbrowns at the Denny's.

It should be noted that Jane's hair has three streaks of color dyed into the bangs - emerald, orange, and pink. Though does she have her knife with her?

...

Well, civilized people don't pull their weapons out at the Denny's, do they? :B ]

Thida (OC) | Splatoon | OTA

[agent3]

...Who's Denny...

[It's a question Thida asks herself pretty often as she sits with her odd amalgamation of a meal - she'd gotten toast, and then bacon because what the heck is that, and then some grilled mushrooms and it's an odd kind of almost-sandwich, but hey, when you live in a world with only one mammal, you get to sit and try bacon for the first time, and it is a religious experience. Obviously, whoever Denny is, they invented this strange meat.]

Anthy Himemiya | Revolutionary Girl Utena | OTA

[rosehecate]

[There are worse places, Anthy decides, than a Denny's, and she knows this from centuries of experience. So the slightly sticky table doesn't bother her, and she doesn't complain that the tea's been oversteeped and is somewhat bitter. They brought out strawberry pancakes and Chuchu loves the berries, and that's what's important.

Though, are you even allowed to have tiny pets in a restaurant? Is that okay? Nobody's said anything, so...]

Dwyer | Fire Emblem: Fates (any route) | OTA

[notthatbutler]

I am absolutely not going to eat this. Please let me speak to the chef.

[It's a deadpan request that is turned down time and again by passing waiters, but Dwyer insists it every time someone comes by to ask if he likes his now cold food - which, to him, was honestly a disgrace to even call food. And it's not that he wanted to speak to the chef, but that he wanted to get in the kitchen and make better food for all these people. So why doesn't he just get up and force his way in?

It's likely too much effort. But at least you can gripe about the quality with someone who seems to know what he's talking about.]

Lucina | Fire Embem: Awakening (MU Mother) | OTA

[challengesfate]

[While this is not an establishment familiar to Lucina, that doesn't mean she scorns it. It's more...she's visibly uncomfortable, shifting in her seat and looking a little nauseous at the greasy fare being offered. Falchion is still holstered at her side, as if it would be sacrilege to remove it. At least she's got some water, but from the somewhat dazed expression on her face, the way her eyes gloss over all the unfamiliar terms on the menu...someone needs a little help picking what to eat.]

((Can also provide Airlocked!CRAU, please request in tag!))

Coffee | Food Fantasy

[bitter_business]

[He isn't seated at a booth. Goodness no. The way to really get a feel for a place is to sit at the bar, to talk with the server, get to know the attitudes of the staff.

At least that's the idea of sitting at the bar. It seems like the bar is, however, an afterthought for the servers. They have their sections, their regulars... and no one seems to care much to even bother refilling his "coffee". (This swill does not deserve to be called coffee. He's actively sitting here watching it burn. Disgusting.)]