Call Me Out!

[cyan_maid]

Feel like threading something out with Jane? Homestuck's canon, AUs, taking place within a game she's had CR with one of your characters with, meme-type prompts, text conversations, or otherwise? Come at me, bros!

Just warn for anything like gore, smut, etc. in the title of your toplevel and let's get down to business!

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[cyan_maid]

I KNOW AND I'M SORRY!
UUUH UM
SHIT
OH GOD
PLEASE FORGET I SAID THAT AND PRETEND I AM TOTALLY SATISFIED AND OKAY WITH THE LACK OF ROMANTIC ENTANGLEMENTS I AM ENGAGED IN
UUUUUUH
HAVE YOU TRIED TOUCHING HER BOOBS???? I THINK THAT'S SUPPOSED TO WORK?

[tasteslikesurvival]

I KINDA DO WHEN WE HUG AND KISS DOES THAT COUNT
AND I'M SORRY FOR YOUR LACK OF ENTANGLEMENTS BUT AT THIS POINT IT MIGHT BE FOR THE BEST
CONSIDERING MY OWN PROBLEMS

[cyan_maid]

WELL I MEAN
I AM FAIRLY CERTAIN YOU HAVE TO BE NAKED???
OR AT LEAST ONLY PARTIALLY DRESSED?????
I AM NOT SURE HOW MANY BASES YOU ARE CONSIDERING GETTING TO FOR YOUR FIRST TIME BUT THE NAKED BOOB TOUCHING SHOULD BE LIKE GOING UP TO BAT?????

[tasteslikesurvival]

I'M NOT PLANNING ON GOING ANY FARTHER RIGHT NOW I JUST
WANTED TO KNOW IN GENERAL BECAUSE I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN THAT SHE WANTS ME TO TAKE THE LEAD
AND I WAS FAIRLY CERTAIN THAT I WAS STRAIGHT
I EVEN WANTED TO MARRY A GUY AND THIS IS JUST AWKWARD

[cyan_maid]

Ah, well, uh, sometimes...your heart leads you into places you never expected, so...
Well...
I think you can do it, Kurumi! Um, part of it is all about making sure you're both comfortable with what's happening, and you both consent, so, if you don't feel ready you shouldn't feel pressured into doing any naked boob touching or otherwise. Okay?
That way, you'll feel better while all the stuff happens.
And...I think part of it would entail experimenting. When you want to move on from, um, boobs, you can just...watch Ricky's reaction to...things? And if she seems to like it, you can do more of that.

[tasteslikesurvival]

right. right
it's uh
thanks, Jane. I didn't really want to make you uncomfortable.

so
um.
can we talk about coffee again?

[cyan_maid]

Uh
It's...okay.
At least you're not telling me about how you want to bang my Dad.

Yes, let's talk about coffee!
Coffee and coffee byproducts!!
I actually recently made some very nice ice coffee to enjoy whilst watching some comedy specials, it was lovely! I should definitely make you some next time.

[tasteslikesurvival]

[You know, she's not going to mention that first part. Dear god what has Jane gone through.]

yeah? i guess i could try that! what kind of comedy specials, anyway?

[cyan_maid]

[Roxy. The answer is most often Roxy.]

Golly, I haven't been too picky lately, so I've just been watching whatever's come out recently.
Mister Gabriel Iglesias has a really fun bit about meeting a lady at one of his shows who laughed so hard she gave herself a concussion.
But she's okay! She's actually okay. It wouldn't be funny if someone was seriously injured.

[tasteslikesurvival]

god! that sounds hilarious. at least she's okay but god. imagine laughing that much

[cyan_maid]

She must have seriously required a lot of laughter. A dearth of it is something I can't tolerate myself! :B

[tasteslikesurvival]

god i
don't ever meet Yuki then!

[cyan_maid]

What? Why not? You always speak so fondly of her!
If she's bound to make me laugh myself silly, I don't think it's very fair to keep the two of us apart!

[tasteslikesurvival]

but I don't want her to be responsible for any concussions you may get!

ah hell who am i kidding? mainly i think i'd die from laughing so much if you two meet

[cyan_maid]

You wouldn't! I promise, your life would get so much longer if we combined our forces. You'd be nigh immortal after a bout of laughter from the both of us!

[tasteslikesurvival]

don't start saying that or i might just become more reckless! then where would we be?

[cyan_maid]

You always seem to come out find on the other end of your recklessness, Kurumi. I wouldn't worry too much - and if it doesn't go well, you've got one more chance with me, okay?

[tasteslikesurvival]

a regular daredevil, that's me. and don't worry about it--i'm sure i've got a chance with you around.

[Just don't mention the time she got bit by a zombie...or killed her girlfriend...or jumped into a blood pool...]

[cyan_maid]

[These things are no longer going to happen ;A; ]

Nothing wrong with bravery! :B

[tasteslikesurvival]

hey speaking of bravery

i'll teach you how to drive

[cyan_maid]

Whoa!! Would you really?
I never got the chance at home - I didn't even think you might know!
It's not terribly hard, is it? It's never looked hard, but...

[tasteslikesurvival]

i'll admit i'm not the best at it but i know the basics.
it's just practice, really.

[cyan_maid]

I guess you're right.
Gosh...I wish I had at least gotten the chance to get my permit. Maybe that would make things a bit easier.

[tasteslikesurvival]

i didn't even get a permit.
it's fine.

[Don't be like Kurumi.]

[cyan_maid]

...
Not even before...stuff?