Call Me Out!

[cyan_maid]

Feel like threading something out with Jane? Homestuck's canon, AUs, taking place within a game she's had CR with one of your characters with, meme-type prompts, text conversations, or otherwise? Come at me, bros!

Just warn for anything like gore, smut, etc. in the title of your toplevel and let's get down to business!

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[telecosmetic]

[So since MGRP is still ongoing, let's just have Eliza appear on the ship right after she dies.]

[Eliza gasps, her hand still raised to cover the left side of her neck.] Wh-what the? Where am I? [She slowly stands up, looking around.] Where is everybody?

[cyan_maid]

[asdfghjkl What the-

Okay. Okay there is a random girl now on the Temerity and Jane has her arms full of horrible shipping shirts to make into a pile in some secluded corner of the ship to just...veg out, honestly. She drops the shirts, mouth falling open in shock.]

Oh my...w-who are you?

[telecosmetic]

I-I'm Eliza Owens. I was just in Town A...how'd I end up here? [She takes a few deep breaths, still lifting a hand to touch her neck every so often.] And I'm alive...

[cyan_maid]

I-I...I don't know. [A town? Alive? Well she'd hope you were alive before this. Jane looks around, but there's not a single lingering clue to point to how this girl came to be here.] But...um...I do think the others are asleep at the moment...so there's no need to worry about anyone else for a while. Let's, um, let's get you...situated?

[telecosmetic]

Oh yeah, everyone's asleep...that makes sense. It was late at night last I remember. [Eliza gets up, still looking around.] Um, is this a spaceship? Are we in space?

[cyan_maid]

It is, and yes. As...odd as I'm sure you'll find that. But, believe me, there are many odder things in the world.

[Jane trails off. What to do now...]

[telecosmetic]

Well...I just came from a town where I became a magical girl, so I know about "odder" things. It just seems weird that I'd end up here somehow! [A pause] Have-have you seen a girl named Dia, or a guy called Ryuzaki? [Another pause] Or Beyond Birthday.

[cyan_maid]

[Jane shakes her head.] Sorry...I haven't. But I was...in a weird computer simulation for two months, and now we're both in a spaceship. I don't think things can get any weirder.

[telecosmetic]

A simulation? Was it...inside the spaceship, like that holodeck thing on science fiction shows?

[cyan_maid]

I guess you could call it that. We were all hooked up into these pods, though...they're still in the other room, but...

[She lets the sentence drop. Nobody wants to go back in that room.]

[telecosmetic]

[Okay, that sounds creepy.] Someone...trapped you in there? [Is that why she sounds so hesitant?]

[cyan_maid]

Yes...and we don't know who, or where they are. [A pause.] Or how we even came to be in there.

[telecosmetic]

...that's really creepy. Oh, um, I should help you pick these up, right? [Eliza bends down to pick up one of the shirts.] Latte art? Why is there a team for that?

[cyan_maid]

[Jane's cheeks turn pink.] Uuuh...um, d-don't worry about it! I was only using these to...make something to lay on...t-there's really nothing important about teams or the like, it's all really stupid and actually creepy in origin?

[telecosmetic]

Creepy? Does it have something to do with the people who trapped you in those pods?

[cyan_maid]

...Yes.

[At least she didn't get the Team SurvivHeir shirts...?]

[telecosmetic]

[Hey, it's not like she'd know what it meant! Although...it takes a while for her to start putting things together.] Were people watching you guys? Like a really freaky reality TV show? [She's never liked those shows anyways.]

[cyan_maid]

Y...yes.......

[So red in the face right now. So red.]

[telecosmetic]

Did...did they also have creepy detailed videogames all about your life? [She's folding up that shirt and picking up some more, although at least she isn't reading them right now.]

[cyan_maid]

N...o? Though I was kind of...living in a video game before I ended up in space. That's it's own confusing story, though.

[telecosmetic]

Did...did anything happen to you in that game before you ended up here? [She touches her neck again.] If this is some kind of afterlife...

[cyan_maid]

A lot happened in that game. It's called Sburb - [A pause.] Oh God, don't tell me you've played it.

[telecosmetic]

[Eliza shakes her head quickly.] I don't even know that name. But...but I guess what was going on in Town A could count as...as a game. [Her voice goes quieter] It seemed so fun and harmless at first...

[cyan_maid]

...But it turned out all wrong, didn't it?

[telecosmetic]

...the second week, we were told there were too many of us, and we had to be brought down to four.